Goodnight, Oppo

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck) 08/02/2018 at 23:10 • Filed to: None

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From a hotel with some of the ugliest carpet known to man.

LOREM IPSUM > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/02/2018 at 23:15

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Why install a carpet that is almost guaranteed to make hammered guests staggering bck to their rooms get dizzy and vomit on it?

Ash78, voting early and often > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/02/2018 at 23:20

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if you make it past the foliage and lasers, you still have to face the snakes!

Urambo Tauro > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/02/2018 at 23:20

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W h a t i s t h i s I d o n ’ t e v e n

itschrome > LOREM IPSUM 08/02/2018 at 23:21

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A least the pattern will hide the stain!

MM54 > LOREM IPSUM 08/02/2018 at 23:21

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At least when they do, you won’t be able to tell

itschrome > Urambo Tauro 08/02/2018 at 23:21

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They do it to me hide stains.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Ash78, voting early and often 08/03/2018 at 07:21

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I’ve never been stoned, but I would imagine that this carpet could wreak havoc on their addled minds. It would be even worse for the folks tripping on acid.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/03/2018 at 08:24

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I always say carpet in a hotel has one job: camouflaging the vomit stains (doesn’t matter if it’s a family hotel or a party hotel...same thing)

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/03/2018 at 09:45

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Not going to lie, I love hotel carpet patterns. That is one of my favorite things about going to conference hotels, they get some CRAZY shit

TheRealBicycleBuck > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 08/03/2018 at 18:03

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Crazy. Yep, that’s the right word. It looks like someone had fever dreams and drew up the pattern right after the hallucinations stopped.